(Introduction):
A five-tier cake and a Bill Blass gown - - we’ll invite the toast of every town
But if that’s not the wedding that you need - then we
could always try…
(Opener): SIDES
Plan B - drive to Vegas tie the knot - spend our money
on the slots
Honeymoon in the parking lot - of the cheapest motel
Plan B - we’ll go fishing at the dam - eat our dinner
from a can
Make love the best we can - in our sleeping bag
Einstein surely must have had his doubts - Houdini
must have had more than one way out
All the great minds of this century - had more than
one trick up their sleeve
ALLEMANDE and WEAVE
Plan B - I always keep it handy - in case I ever need
Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan
B
(Tag): –
ALLEMANDE and SWING – And if at first
you don’t succeed
Return back to Plan B - - - Plan B - Plan B - return back to Plan B!
(Figure):
The HEADS SQUARE THRU– SWING a little girl and you PROMENADE
Something to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan
B
ORIGINAL
LYRICS:
A five-tier
cake and a belle glass gown - we’ll invite the toast of every town
On what a
wedding this will be - it’s your perfect memory
Now the
greats of the world will all be there - we’ll invite the President - hell maybe
even
Dom Perignon for everyone – yeah that ought to get it done…
But honey
if that ain’t your idea of having fun…
Plan B -
drive to Vegas tie the knot - spend our money on the slots
Honeymoon
in the parking lot - of the cheapest motel
Plan B - I
always keep it handy in case I ever need
Something
to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B
Now on a
luxury liner we’ll lay in the sun - as we make our way to the Carribean
Enjoy the
fruits of a tropical isle - swim in the water wearing nothing but smiles
But baby if
that ain’t your style …
Plan B -
we’ll go fishing at the dam - eat our dinner from a can
Make love
the best we can - in our sleeping bag
Plan B -
well I always keep it handy in case I ever need
Something
to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B
Einstein
surely must have had his doubts
Houdini
must have had more than one way out
All the
great minds of this century - had more than one trick up their sleeve
Plan B -
well I always keep it handy - the perfect remedy
Something
to fall back on - if things go wrong - Plan B
And if at
first you don’t succeed – pick up and move on to Plan B
Plan B -
Plan B -ohoh - Plan B - If at first you don’t succeed
- pick up and move on to Plan B