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The tryout call was given and one hundred reindeer came
But we knew only nine of them would then ride on to fame
Bradley´s hope was high, he knew he was the best
He ran like the wind, but his brakes failed the test

While he was out to pasture, his friend Comet came to call
He said "Be glad me good friend Brad, you,ve missed nothing at all"
"I thought I´d see the forest, oceans and the mountain ranges"
Unless your name is Rudolph, the scenary never changes"

Circle left What do we tell his Momma, what do we tell his Pop
Allemande left come back and Promenade What do we tell his Momma, what do we tell his Pop
Bradley the brown nosed reindeer couldn´t stop
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When they hitched him to the harness, he assumed a sprinter´s stance
He knew this one trial run would be his only chance
He tore across tall treetops with Donner by his side
But when it all came crashing down Allemande left & Weave
Cause he rear-ended Prancer and Dancer got it too
When they pulled Santa from the pile, he was black and blue

(Swing and Promenade here)
Mrs Clause said because Brad they lost the sleigh
And now he´s where the has-beens and the never-wuzzes stay
TAG Oh Bradley! Bradley the brown nosed reindeer couldn´t stop