OPENER/BREAK/CLOSER - Sides Face Grand Square
The problem is all inside your head - She said to me –

The answer is easy if you - Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle - To be free –

There must be fifty ways - To leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit - To intrude –

Furthermore, I hope my meaning - Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself - At the risk of being crude –

There must be fifty ways - To leave your lover
She said it grieves me so - To see you in such pain –

I wish there was something I could do - To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that - And would you please explain –

About the fifty ways - To leave your lover
Allemande and weave the ring You Just slip out the back, Jack - Make a new plan, Stan
Swing and Promenade (You don't need to be coy, Roy - Just get yourself free)
Hop on the bus, Gus - You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee - And get yourself free
Tag: There must be fifty ways - To leave your lover
FIGURE: Heads (Sides) Promenade Halfway, Down the middle and Square Thru 4 Double Swing Thru - Balance - All 8 Circulate Swing your corner Promenade
Hop on the bus, Gus - You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee - And get yourself free