(Opener): Grand Square

I wish you smelled a little funny - not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever - Just like cats but we'd never stray Allemande Left & Weave

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid - I could raise you in the tub at home Swing Promenade

We could take a swim together - On weekly day trips to the bay

People say - there are plenty of fish  - In the sea, baby - all I do is wish  Allemande Left & Weave

I wish you were a little slower - Not just slow but paralised Swing Promenade

Then I could plug you into a socket - So you could never run away

I often wish that you had feathers - I’d keep you in a giant cage

All day long I’d sit and watch you - I’d sing for you and that would be okay AL & Weave

I really wish that you were smaller - Not just small but really really short Swing Promenade

So I could put you in my pocket - And carry you around all day

(Tag): SIDES FACE GRAND SQUARE Oh you and me - it would be only you and me –

Oh you and me - it would be only you and me

(Figure 1&4):  Oh you and me - l‘ll be only you (and me)

 (Figure 2&3):  I’d sing for you (and that would be okay)

ORIGINAL LYRICS:

I wish you smelled a little funny

Not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever

Just like cats but we'd never stray

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

I could raise you in the tub at home

We could take a swim together

On weekly day trips to the bay

Oh you and me - it would be only you and me

Oh you and me - it would be only you and me

I wish you were a little bigger

Not just big but really fat

Doors you would no longer fit through

In my bed you would have to stay

I often wish that you had feathers

I’d keep you in a giant cage

All day long I’d sit and watch you

I’d sing for you and that would be okay

People say - there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby - all I do is wish

I wish you were a little slower

Not just slow but paralised

Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away

I really wish that you were smaller

Not just small but really really short

So I could put you in my pocket

And carry you around all day